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Can you handle the truth? Have you questioned the philosophical views of your cat prior to reading this?

Can you distinguish WHICH of the two questions I just asked bares any relevance to the following article at all?

Read on for all the shocking answers.

Whilst a huge number of people now run self-hosted blogs with Wordpress, or other opensource CMS systems, I don’t need to tell you that a substantial number of people still use free services such as Blogger, and infact – that they too are growing in popularity.

But I just did. (Ever notice how people do the whole “I don’t need to… BUT bla-bla-bla” thing? Just wanted to make a point.)

Join us as we review the best of the best (and the not quite so spectacular) FTP programs of modern computing (e.g. the past six minutes). We’re brutal (hardly). We’re decisive (are we ever?) We’re… um. Reviewing stuff. Hyperbole is in no short supply.